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dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

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lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

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woodpleaser:

when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations

thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary and I’m not here for it

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

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